"I got this." |
Anyway, on to the reason for this post. The event for which this post is named actually happened quite a while ago, but it's still worth mentioning, as I think it gets across the magic of college rather well.
First, let's set the scene. Myself and several of my friends are hanging out near the main dining hall at around two in the morning, just talking and having a nice time. In order to protect the innocent, I'll refer to my friends by code names: "Generic Ramen", "Vladimir" and "J.B."
First picture that came up when I Google searched "creative nicknames." WTF, internet? |
So we're sitting around and chatting, and all of a sudden, a wild herd of drunk college girls appears!
Charizard, I choose you! |
Now, they're not really bothering anyone. Two of them are somewhat tipsy, one seems relatively sober, but the fourth is gone. Absolutely gone. And she staggers up to us and compliments Vladimir's hat. Then all hats in general. This girl really likes hats, apparently. (To be fair, his hat was pretty ballin'. :P)
Then things get weird...
Drunk Girl #4 proceeds to ask us where the candy bars are. She really, really wants candy bars, and she can't find them anywhere.
CHOCOLAAAAAATE! |
This would be odd enough, but that's not quite the end of it. Because it's not until the girl walks (more like staggers in a rather zig-zagging fashion) away that we realize what she's wearing: a flag. With a belt.
I don't think I'll ever get the answers to several of the questions that were raised that night. Who was that girl? Where were her clothes? And what had she been drinking so that I can make sure to never, ever touch it? The world may never know...
College.